What with the high price of all sorts of energy sources from dilithium crystals to banana peels, to sustainably mined swamp methane, we are all looking to cut costs these days. That's why many star-pilots are turning to tried and true, time tested "low tech" technologies for a "green" solution to your intergalactic travel needs. For example, this antique hyperdrive teleporter uses very basic physics to harness simple technologies like Higgs Boson degeneration and re-emergence to assist teleportation and hyperspace jumps. As an added bonus, it works as a Zeeble Nut grinder too!
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