Jedi Training Drone

This drone hovers around and surprises young padwan learners or even jedi masters who want to keep their senses sharp and their reflexes keen.  When you least expect it, like when you are emerging from the space toilet with a newspaper under your arm, this thing will swoop out from behind the corner and shoot you with a low intensity phaser.  Unless you deflect the beam with your light saber!  Again, don't worry about drones flying around willy nilly.  What is it with the paranoia these days, people?  Enough of the spying conspiracies already!  Drones are harmless.

"Metadata" collector

The GSA (galactic security administration) uses this to collect "metadata" about your habits.  There are also default settings that vaporize any "whistleblowers" (stool-pigeons) within your organization.  Some worry that use of metadata collectors comes dangerously close to "spying", which is a bunch of bull.  Come on - you spend all your time on tentaclebook broadcasting your exact location to the entire galaxy and which movies you like and which aliens you are friends with.  Your brain implant smart-chip constantly informs various corporations and stores about your habits and preferences and movement patterns and now you are trying to tell me you are worried about privacy?  Please.  The big data analysis algorithms are so complex and powerful by now that they have evolved into sentient beings, tracking your every move.  They know which tank top you will buy at the mall tomorrow before you yourself know.  They know you enjoy the music of Taylor Swift, despite your vigorous assurances to the contrary.  Therefore you should buy this "metadata" collector and use it to collect "metadata" on your employees and customers because of my favorite justification - you know- everyone else is doing it these days.

Spaceport on the frontier of second dimension

We must immediately take steps to put Photon Torpedoes in the hands of all criminally insane people!!!

A successful society is armed to the teeth:  peace and security are only possible if we live in constant fear that any any moment some lunatic could well come bursting into the local McZithipies restaurant we are at and blow us into our constituent subatomic particles with a carefully designed killing device while we are enjoying BigZark burgers and quarkshakes. 

Every psychopath deserves a photon torpedo.  How a society treats their psychopaths says a lot about that society.  Are we a galaxy that hides our criminally insane out of sight, relegated to the gutters and psychiatric wards, deprived of love and compassion?  Or do we arm them against future tyrants?  Do you want space communists and tyrants to enslave you and make you live in some kind of police state where you have to live in fear of getting blown up by secret police while you eat lunch at McZithipies?  Look what happened over on Vega 12:  Their government took away their photon torpedoes and multi-nuclear detonators.  Now they are an oppressed  and dominated society.  Though the arts and sciences flourish there, and no crowds have been randomly assassinated by delusional schizophrenics for several millenia, nevertheless their rights are trampled on by tyrants.

Look, if photon torpedoes are illegal, only criminals will have photon torpedoes.  Is that what you want, criminally insane people toting around killing machines?  No!  So we must give criminally insane people photon torpedoes as soon as possible.   If the criminally insane don't blow up a peace loving deep orbit biospheres with photon torpedoes, they will do it with a stick, trust me.   A stick can be just as dangerous as a photon torpedo in the wrong hands.  Photon torpedoes don't kill aliens, ALIENS kill aliens. (I've often wondered if a stick is just as dangerous as a photon torpedo, should I be satisfied and protected if I carry a stick?  I should....)

Plus a well armed criminal insane class is an important deterrent.  As a criminally insane criminal carefully and rationally plans a burglary for example, their intrinsic ration and logic and sound thinking that they are using while planning said burglary will make them think twice if they know the lawful criminally insane citizen inside the home might be packing a photon torpedo, right?  It is a deterrent.  A well armed criminally insane yeomanry leads to a crime free, tyrant free society.  The only tradeoff is you have to put up with the tyranny of criminally insane mass murderers, but Freedom isn't free, you know!