Saturday, July 21, 2012

Prime Corn Growing Acreage!

Get in on the agriculture boom with this fertile patch of soil in the agriculture zoned corner of the delta quadrant.  I recommend planting corn, which is heavily commoditized across the galaxy.  Very little of it is actually eaten by intelligent life forms, most is used for making rocket fuel, high fructose corn syrup, wierd chemicals, starches, and for fattening up of zandabeests at stink intensive feedlots.  What you do is go get a huge farm loan, sell everything you have and put every last cent towards a huge souped up air conditioned space tractor, genetically modified corn seed, and "bet the farm" that you'll reap a bumper harvest.