Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Specialty Plasma Frackers

Solve your energy needs with some judicious fracking of mid layer veins of temporal plasma. Glowing liquid death may come gurgling up out of your neighbors' pipes, but it isn't your fault if their water sources or their flow of spatial stability gets all fracked up. Intergalactic legal precedent clearly states that property rights do not extend past the third dimension, whatever happens sub-surface is fair game, so they can just shut the frack up. They could go frack themselves. You get the picture.