The GSA (galactic security administration) uses this to collect "metadata" about your habits. There are also default settings that vaporize any "whistleblowers" (stool-pigeons) within your organization. Some worry that use of metadata collectors comes dangerously close to "spying", which is a bunch of bull. Come on - you spend all your time on tentaclebook broadcasting your exact location to the entire galaxy and which movies you like and which aliens you are friends with. Your brain implant smart-chip constantly informs various corporations and stores about your habits and preferences and movement patterns and now you are trying to tell me you are worried about privacy? Please. The big data analysis algorithms are so complex and powerful by now that they have evolved into sentient beings, tracking your every move. They know which tank top you will buy at the mall tomorrow before you yourself know. They know you enjoy the music of Taylor Swift, despite your vigorous assurances to the contrary. Therefore you should buy this "metadata" collector and use it to collect "metadata" on your employees and customers because of my favorite justification - you know- everyone else is doing it these days.
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