As we all know, financing has been a bit difficult to come by in recent days. In the Antares system, for example, interplanetary overnight interest rates have soared to 700%. That's why we have brought in a crack team of specialists to help you purchase the starship parts you need and deserve. By tapping into new funding sources that have recently become available, (pools of venture capital from the mafia bosses on Sapphos-IX; discount window from the Andromeda branch of the galactic reserve's liquidity program...) we will be able to offer 200 year payment plans. Grep, Mog'z'tach'vt, and Ted are trained in all the details of modern interstellar financing, including over the counter derivative derivatives, death-collateralized threat obligations, and black-hole originated predatory equity sharing schemes. Give them a call today, and make your star-cruising dreams come true!
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