Saturday, November 22, 2008

Semi-Autonomous Free Ranging Macro Virus Multitasking Agent


This free-ranging macro virus is sort of like your own personal secretary. It floats around the ship doing whatever needs doing. It is particularly effective at cleaning, performing minor repairs, sending messages, making appointments and making coffee. Genetic engineering has made it self aware and as intelligent as the average earth corporate CEO - which is to say you can't give it TOO much responsibility. A security patch ensures it will not dissolve your cellular structure to reproduce itself. Additional genes can be custom spliced in for luminosity, sludge reduction, or cancer curing.
Item# OMFG_zbsabzb: 25 shekels of molybdenium.

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