Those primitive piss-ants on Earth must think they are pretty hot. Check out this pathetic
piece of "high tech" gear they are so proud of. Made of copper! Ha! How basic can you get?
Nevertheless, we were proud to supply them this antique ornament for their navel-gazing exercises. We gave them a CRAZY bargain of only 46 billion earth dollars (32 galactic dinars). After all, nobody else in the galaxy would have any use for this dinosaur. No need to tell them about how the previous Klingon owners treated this equipment.
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