This custom built space monkey cage provides a safe, secure, and comfortable home for your special space monkey friend. Never have them getting in your tentacles again while you try to navigate an asteroid field!
***Insane Low Price Alert!!***
Only 7.00 Galactic dinars. Financing available!
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we acquired this very model during a recent fly-by of your planet, and found it a real drag. only used it once, for a go-go dancer, to amuse the crew during festivities marking the quin-centennial of our mission... it was jettisoned into a geosynchronous orbit at 22,000km over planet X——if any of your customers happen to be in the area and want to retrieve it and save their galactic dinars. Afraid it comes with the spacely remains of the go-go dancer: we had big trouble getting that door shut in the first place.
1) I am shocked at how UN-ethical some humanoids can be.
2) All sales are final and buyer beware.
3) There was nothing wrong with that door latch!
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