Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Interlocking Dark Matter integrated repelling force Binder

Imported from Arkilizi 12. Limited warranty available. Funnels the intrinsic contradictory forces of the cosmos into your tie downs, binders, staplers, etc. And yes, you guessed it, it can also be used to blend up pina coladas!

Item#: e=mc2's-r-us: 32 Imperial vats of untainted peanut butter.

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