This portable ATM mounts on the bulwark of your ship's office, and thanks to excellent technology and harnessing of temporal physics, you can make many types of withdrawls that would previously have been thought of as impossible or at best irrational. For example, you can borrow money from your future self on a huge scale. Heck, you know you are good for it, right? Unlike its predecessors, the primitive "credit card" and "mortgage" this machine actually travels through time to bring actual, physical future currency to your current present self! You can also finance tax cuts more conveniently, since for a stumulus to work, money that you soon won't not currently have is suddenly the same thing as money that you does currently has in your pockets and can spend at reputable retail outlets such as CrazyMoppo's Space Emporium for example (creating jobs and stimulating the economy at the same time). This stimulus to your future earnings power virtually ensures that you will not be broke when the future finally arrives - a self fulfilling prophecy if you will. Attractive liquid metal finish.Item#: RUfnk1ddnMe - 100 times your current annual income - CASH ONLY!
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