Hey, what is the deal with all these duct harpies these days??? Is it me, or has their population exploded to epidemic proportions? In at least 2 of my own personal craft I have noticed these little bastards scurrying and fluttering all over the place, despite the fact I keep a notoriously clean ship. Not only are these vermin unhygenic, they can cause major problems if they start gnawing on the plutonium suction conduits. So say goodbye to duct harpies with Moppo's own special formula CERTIFIED ORGANIC duct harpy poison (trademark). Your conscience will be a little bit clearer knowing that all the substances causing the cellular lipid membranes to lyse in all the internal organs of the pests and block all the metabolic pathways necessary for neurons to fire and permanently alter their genetic structure to cause expression of proteins rendering all duct harpies in the vicinity sterile were sustainably produced in accordance to organic principles. Peace of mind - one more thing we provide here at Crazy Moppo's.P.S. - You can get some pretty interesting results by mixing a tumblerull of this stuff with some neutral isotope martian rum and mixing it up in one of our many blender models! Make sure you got your dancing shoes on first though.
Item#55a.24&*1: 0.25 Virx'glichian Ducats per metric ton.
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