Saturday, December 6, 2008

Titanium polypropyloidized radar proof reinforced integrated Scantlings

Patch up a hole in your hull with this fancy ultra-light, ultra-strong building material produced by the Borg. Comes with those little spiky things to prevent space pigeons and other vermin from nesting on it, which is good because the phosphorus and nitrate in space pigeon droppings reacts with the polymerized metal alloy to create a vicious, corrosive, acidic not to mention unsightly sludge.

Item: BFF/I8U: 29.99 Borg trade credits (human souls) per Borghundredweight.

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