Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Escape Pod with Launcher

Can't be too careful these days. You never know when inclement radiation storms, supernova shockwaves, asteroid swarms, armies of killer robots, or even the Deepspace Patrol Sherrif might pounce on you. In all of these situations it can be handy to "know where the back door is." Launch yourself out into deep space with this escape pod with launcher. Contains food, water, video games, and suspended animation chamber in case you are in a remote region.

WE CAN STILL SHIP IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, WE SWEAR! RADIATION STORMS AND ASTEROID SWARMS NOTWITHSTANDING.

Item# wh3333 6y3 6y3: 8 year supply of size 10 throwing shoes.

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