This hyper bryophyte was collected from the wild on the calciferous floating castles near CJ-14. It loves calcium and will devour it in pipes, water tanks, tea kettles, differential casings, in your own kidneys, or wherever else you have obnoxious scale buildups. They have a knack for creating hokusai-like landscapes, waves, and clouds, as well as complex fractals that can be fed into your supercomputer to form a mathematical model based on heavy self similarity, chaos theory and the mystic interconnectedness of all things, to extrapolate the solution to any number of mathematical problems. Shipped in suspended animation culture. Requires some kind of light source, natural or encapsulated.Item# STFU-u2: 16 pounds of calcium / culture dish.
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