Sunday, December 21, 2008

Personal Vaporizer, reconstitutor - PLEASE BUY STUFF, COME ON!!

Give the gift that keeps on giving this season, - the gift of scattering the molecules of your loved ones, and reassembling them at a place of your choice according to microwaved etherspace instructions. With the fantastic vaporizer / reconstitutor / teleporter you can beat the holiday rush and teleport yourself to your destination ASAP, or if you are suffering from the space crud, you can simply reassemble yourself SANS crud! Please, people, this is getting ridiculous, BUY SOMETHING for Pete's sake, you are killing us!! How can the intergalactic economy ever get back on track if you don't freaking buy stuff????

Item# FFS 6yme : CRAZY DEAL - 49.95 Volts.

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