Sunday, January 18, 2009

Microwave death ray receiver / space pong paddle

We like to offer quality products that are versatile and have multiple uses. Take this long range microwave deathray broadcast receiver. There is no law that says you can't also use it as a paddle for heavy multi-player games of space pong. No law worth observing anyway. Ever since the galactic communications commission auctioned off the last remaining bandwidths in the ultra-shortwave-infrared harmonized spectrum, the communications band of choice among the wise is the death ray spectrum between 0.00012 quiggahertz and .00000000578 necrohertz. The GCC is offering coupons to help you purchase translator boxes so that you don't get vaporized while trying to watch your favorite CrabNebulan sitcom.

Item#sT00p1d : 3 GCC discount coupons.

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