Showing posts with label Zubenelgenubian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zubenelgenubian. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

If it's broke, fix it! - Space Gimlet contraption

So your onboard space gimlet mixer doesn't work that well at all. In fact, you just about go broke and experience kidney failure whenever you try to use it while some jackass in the next star system gets rich and also files a frivolous lawsuit. do you get all indignant and quasi-religious in an ill-defined sort of way without even being sure why you're upset when someone proposes fixing it? No, of course not! In our local Zubenelgenubian dialect we have an expression for such people: We call them "stupid assholes." If it doesn't work, fix it, don't just loolygag around getting screwed by the status quo! Buy this expert Space Gimlet mixing contraption.

What? Don't read too much into our advertisement, we are only talking about Space Gimlet mixers. Not everything has some hidden subtext or metaphor in it.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Analog Landing Gear apparatus - fits most Zubenelgenubian models - LIKE NEW!!


They don't make them like this anymore! This slightly old fashioned landing gear apparatus contains actual solid ferrous alloys, not flimsy holozine alloys. And for only 379,999 Altairan credits you'd have to be CRAZY not to add this to your Zubenelgenubian fixer-upper rig!


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