Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Humorously Primitive, unnescessarily laborious force field generator

You may want to "go retro" and crank your own force field up, or you may just want an antique reminder about how much easier life is nowadays. Whatever your reason, this is the best option among all the unnecissarily laborious generators on the market. It is popular among neo-neo-neo luddites, anarchists, survivalists, fitness buffs, denizens of the outer reaches who modern technology has not yet reached, and those moved by religion to mortify the flesh. It's kind of decorative, and probably would make an adequate paperweight.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We keep a similar model in the living quarters; it works great! We don't have luddites, morticians, or any of those other people on staff, but we've noticed numerous benefits, for instance breadlike nutrition products seem better now. We haven't tried the paperweight function, but I'm confident that even a complete sudden depressurization wouldn't shift any documents secured by our unit, it's that well designed.

thuran m.