Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Relativity Powered Binoculars


It's all relative - just remember that. Our super powered (gently used) binoculars were engineered using the ancient and rather obvious theory of relativity. Things that are far away, are only far away relative to you, and although it might take you a long time to fly your cruiser over to where those things are, time is kind of relative too if you think about it? and if you were like going at the speed of light or something, you'd arrive the same age you are now, while the people at whatever you were looking at with the super binoculars would like have long white beards and stuff, even though they were babies when you started. Whoa, that is, like...deep, huh? Anyway, you can see a long way with these puppies, or if you prefer, you can look a near ways, and inspect your self introspectively and analyze who you are and where your life is headed. They bolt onto most models of your ceremonial headgear.

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