Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Prosthetic Talon / Zero Gravity Digital Soup Tureen

No more watching your soup float around the room annoyingly - the built in digital gravity chip in this model (gravity is JUST a theory, btw) keeps that soup right where it should be. In your talon, that is. Ever get thirsty when out seizing things on a spacewalk with your artificial limbs? You won't get thirsty if there is soup in your talon, am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm CRAZY MOPPO!

Item# zuppa_di_910rno: 650 million food stamps. Special discount for veterans who lost their talons defending freedom in the black hole quagmire wars.

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