Wheels within wheels within wheels. Nobody does precision instrumentation and chocolate like the good people on Cannabis 9. The carefully balanced turbines help achieve a mystic state of synchronicity. Enough said.
long cruises. Instead of old fashioned physical solvent based cleansing, bathe yourself in the cool, gentle, sonic vibrations of this grooming device. Installs easily on any interior bulkhead of your craft with a proton welding robot or a phillips head screwdriver. Never smell like space carion again! Never again will you need to endure the Hoth hyper exema!
Item# PU-UR-r1p3: 16 Tattooine barter chips
This user-friendly interface for opening and navigating wormholes will facilitate quick and easy travel under and through the fabric of the universe. The advanced refractory design minimizes the risk of personal atomization substantially, and tests have shown that previously known dangers of chromosomal or molecular damage has been reduced to practically nil!
If you are a carbon or silicon based life form (and lets face it, aren't we all??) there are certain -shall we say - necessities of life that can make space travel awkward. I am of course refering to space minstrels. And the inevitable accumulation of waste, biological, chemical, mechanical, psychological, and cultural. Well this specially designed chamber solves several problems all in one ingenious stroke. Not only will this treatment plant safely process all forms of waste to extract as much energy and saleable commodities (a profitable sideline incidentally) from the waste, it will compact the remaining matter into a tiny, dimensionally challenged ingot which minimizes the growing problem of "space junk" when launched into deep space. Processes all 623 of the known elements of the periodic table, as well as some of the more exotic compounds, abstractions and chemical anomolies. And plus, it is a convenient place for the space minstrels to set up camp!
Warp drive is fine when you're zipping along through deep space, but when docking or maneuvering in close quarters, something a little more low powered is appropriate. Here we have this year's design from General Starships, those timeless innovators.
This complex space and time warping circuitry can be installed directly into the floor of your cockpit or galley. 68 convenient programmed settings allow you to configure the geometry of the field to position your beer...or a safe and legal beverage as we would suggest - wherever you want it to hover. Furthermore, this versatile item projects holograms 100 times sharper than the standard R2-D2 hologram. Can be programmed for each panel to light up with different colors when stepped on, handy for those on-board disco parties!
Simply plug this component into your onboard mainframe motherboard to greatly enhance your computing memory. We all hate it when the navigation system freezes up when you're heading right for a star at 65 light years per hour!
This organic holodeck network matrix utilizes bio-manufacturing technology as well as psycho-network energy theory to both channel and utilize cosmic vibrations to maximum efficiency, and also allows you to go on virtual adventures through Victorian London (for example) to alleviate boredom on those long deep space cruises.
Item #A300004TY_?w: 17 Cassiopean Drachmas.
***Notice: This item is protected by legal patents in all major systems. If you do not have the authorized DNA registration key, the biological manufacturing process can turn on you. Trust us, don't buy pirated biomanufactured material! It can get ugly.
P.S. - YES! We sell on consignment! Very reasonable comissions. Serious vendors only.
Harvest the miniscule concentrations of cosmic gas around you, and compress them into fuel, food, and entertainment with this mathematically advanced compactor manufactured during the dilithium crisis of Zubius-8. High fuel prices at the time created demand for hyper efficiency, which is back in fashion again!
This six dimensional turbo booster will impress your friends and get you across your solar system faster than you can say 'supernova'. We got a new consignment of these from a bankruptcy closeout from General Starships after the Galactic Reserve refused to bail them out, which is why we are able to offer them for the CRAZY price of 16 Non-ocular Angstroms. You'd have to be short sighted indeed to miss this deal - anyone with even one eye can SEE the value!
piece of "high tech" gear they are so proud of. Made of copper! Ha! How basic can you get?
Nevertheless, we were proud to supply them this antique ornament for their navel-gazing exercises. We gave them a CRAZY bargain of only 46 billion earth dollars (32 galactic dinars). After all, nobody else in the galaxy would have any use for this dinosaur. No need to tell them about how the previous Klingon owners treated this equipment.
