Self Contained Colonial Biosphere Megacity

Let's say your intergalactic business travels take you to some god-forsaken, near-absolute-zero- freezing-cold, radioactive, abandoned rock floating in space that for reasons of your own you would like to have some employees stationed at. Well NOW you CAN! With our new biosphere colony megacity kit, you can station up to 5 million employee colonists on the planet or asteroid of your choice, and let them spread civilization and enlightenment to the far reaches of the universe in the process. Finding colonists these days is easy because most god forsaken, subzero freezing, radioactive rocks offer better healthcare systems than the home planet anyways. Our patented bio-engineered algae cultures are included, which were engineered based on the genes of health insurance industry executives that help them squeeze blood from a rock. Thus the slime cells needed very little tinkering to allow them to transform distant starlight and/or radiation into delicious, nutritious food and oxygen and even golf vacations and fiber for clothing.

Nuclear Power plant core with compressed saturated gaseous storage

Don't open the lid until the spin cycle is finished! 36 kilo-rads are agitating in there! That's enough to send your ship across time and space at the speed of thought! Furthermore, the specially engineered bonus compressed saturated gaseous storage tank holds up to 450 metric tons of liquid helium, so you won't run out no matter how often you inhale it to make amusing high pitched voices!

Gaussian distributed fractal modelled gas compactor

Harvest the miniscule concentrations of cosmic gas around you, and compress them into fuel, food, and entertainment with this mathematically advanced compactor manufactured during the dilithium crisis of Zubius-8. High fuel prices at the time created demand for hyper efficiency, which is back in fashion again!

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