Neutron Flushing Particle Beam Accelerator Turbine

These things break all the time, so you had best keep a few spares on board. Ours are more durable than the usual junk you get, and the neutrons you flush can help to clean out the minstrel's quarters too, all part of the drive for greater overall efficiency.

Dual valve ytterbium treated high pressure motivator cam-shaft casing - with turbocharger!

It does all the things the above mentioned item is supposed to do, you have our word. We don't sell any components treated with an element below atomic number 56, only the good stuff!
Only one previous user, who only ever drove 5 angstroms/hour below the speed limit to go to the store once a century to pick up a dozen proto-dactyl eggs.

Gaussian distributed fractal modelled gas compactor

Harvest the miniscule concentrations of cosmic gas around you, and compress them into fuel, food, and entertainment with this mathematically advanced compactor manufactured during the dilithium crisis of Zubius-8. High fuel prices at the time created demand for hyper efficiency, which is back in fashion again!

இட் இஸ் கிந்து ஒப் லிக்எ எ ப்ரயுஸ் ஓர் சம்திங்.