Groupon Sizzling Barometric Processing Chamber

This will compress the abstracted energy, information, and matter that emerges as a by-product of the irrational activities and violations of physical reality intrinsic in modern deep space navigation, which can be quite hazardous as they result in emissions of sizzling groupons. You must compress these abstractions according to Galactic Department of Hygeine code section 298w.01.75a, and keep a logbook of each compression.

Incendiary Backup Minstrel's Quarters / Cocktail Blender

Flooded with space minstrels to such an extent that your main treatment plants are backing up? Allocate a couple of them to the outhouse! This destroilet incinerates all organic wastes (and the occasional minstrel if you so desire) and in a pinch can be fired at enemy Galactic Revenue Service frigates as a huge methane bomb. I almost hesitate to point out the amazingly diverse uses of all the items in our catalog, but this incendiary device also blends up a mean margarita, for those of you who don't mind a bit of methane flavor in your drinks, i.e. pirates and GRS enforcement officers.

Item# sT1nK60m6-77: 199.99 Quag-marks

Holiday recreational vehicle

With this off-spacelane vehicle you can waste fuel, tear up native ecosystems, make a lot of noise, and spray pollution all over the place. It is awesome.

By the way, we deeply resent any implication that we doctor images with something called "photoshop", whatever that is. That is rubbish, all our images are custom engraved from nature with zero interference. And if we ever did doctor images, it would be so very seamless and skillfully done that you would never know the difference.

item#OHV: 10,000,000,000 zloty

Waste Treatment Plant / Minstrel's quarters

If you are a carbon or silicon based life form (and lets face it, aren't we all??) there are certain -shall we say - necessities of life that can make space travel awkward. I am of course refering to space minstrels. And the inevitable accumulation of waste, biological, chemical, mechanical, psychological, and cultural. Well this specially designed chamber solves several problems all in one ingenious stroke. Not only will this treatment plant safely process all forms of waste to extract as much energy and saleable commodities (a profitable sideline incidentally) from the waste, it will compact the remaining matter into a tiny, dimensionally challenged ingot which minimizes the growing problem of "space junk" when launched into deep space. Processes all 623 of the known elements of the periodic table, as well as some of the more exotic compounds, abstractions and chemical anomolies. And plus, it is a convenient place for the space minstrels to set up camp!

Item# പോപ് പ്രോസിസ്സ്ര്സ്൩൫൬൭ = Please call for quote.