We need your help - we are trying to get to 2 million "likes" on Tentaclebook. This is to help the needy orthopods of the galaxy get the dialysis they need. Not to put any pressure or guilt on you, but if we don't get to 2 million "likes" during this campaign, we are going to go ahead and disconnect a bunch of orthopods from their medical support systems, causing them to perish in writhing agony, so if you want that on your conscience, go ahead and fail to hit the "like" button. If you are one of the "likers" you are automatically entered to win this gently used thorax dialysis machine. The only creatures to be hooked up to it so far were pre-screened for plasma borne pathogens, and they took a bath before it even touched the interior of their thoracic cavity. We cleaned the interface with windex too, so rest easy, it isn't that gross.
