Charity Appeal: Like us on Tentaclebook and win a Thorax Dialysis Apparatus

We need your help - we are trying to get to 2 million "likes" on Tentaclebook.  This is to help the needy orthopods of the galaxy get the dialysis they need.  Not to put any pressure or guilt on you, but if we don't get to 2 million "likes" during this campaign, we are going to go ahead and disconnect a bunch of orthopods from their medical support systems, causing them to perish in writhing agony, so if you want that on your conscience, go ahead and fail to hit the "like" button.  If you are one of the "likers" you are automatically entered to win this gently used thorax dialysis machine.  The only creatures to be hooked up to it so far were pre-screened for plasma borne pathogens, and they took a bath before it even touched the interior of their thoracic cavity.  We cleaned the interface with windex too, so rest easy, it isn't that gross. 

Exoskeleton Android-compatible Spacewalk Suit

Next time you need to do a few repairs on the outside of your chariot, hop into a fully automated, multi-flex, androidized exoskeleton suit like this one. Invented by a certain "Dr. Octopus", it offers a full range of flexibility and all the modern conveniences like air conditioning, am/fm radio, ashtray, and power windows (we're not responsible for the results if you roll the windows down in deep space. This particular one is gently used. Previous owner may have slightly soiled themselves in it at one point, but the vague smell can surely be removed with some light baking soda and steaming. Out in deep spacepreferably. Far from Zubenelgenubi please.

Item# dR0ct0pu5: 50% off SALE! Only 129.99997 Waggle Slabs