Showing posts with label spacewalk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spacewalk. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

Bunkers for Clunkers: Recycled Starfleet Maitenance docking bay

Imagine easing your space hotrod into this majestic, awe-inspiring, dizzying, soaring, spacious, spaceport where the likes of the SS Enterprise used to limp in for repairs. Comes with nice modern cargo cranes and nice bright lighting, and some modest dimensional compression so you can put it in your backpack and carry it around until you need it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Exoskeleton Android-compatible Spacewalk Suit

Next time you need to do a few repairs on the outside of your chariot, hop into a fully automated, multi-flex, androidized exoskeleton suit like this one. Invented by a certain "Dr. Octopus", it offers a full range of flexibility and all the modern conveniences like air conditioning, am/fm radio, ashtray, and power windows (we're not responsible for the results if you roll the windows down in deep space. This particular one is gently used. Previous owner may have slightly soiled themselves in it at one point, but the vague smell can surely be removed with some light baking soda and steaming. Out in deep spacepreferably. Far from Zubenelgenubi please.

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