This complex space and time warping circuitry can be installed directly into the floor of your cockpit or galley. 68 convenient programmed settings allow you to configure the geometry of the field to position your beer...or a safe and legal beverage as we would suggest - wherever you want it to hover. Furthermore, this versatile item projects holograms 100 times sharper than the standard R2-D2 hologram. Can be programmed for each panel to light up with different colors when stepped on, handy for those on-board disco parties!60 pan-galactic postal stamps, or best offer.
Confidentially, this item is being offered by a 'very motivated' seller. Might be something to do with space foreclosure if you catch our drift.
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