Prime Corn Growing Acreage!

Get in on the agriculture boom with this fertile patch of soil in the agriculture zoned corner of the delta quadrant.  I recommend planting corn, which is heavily commoditized across the galaxy.  Very little of it is actually eaten by intelligent life forms, most is used for making rocket fuel, high fructose corn syrup, wierd chemicals, starches, and for fattening up of zandabeests at stink intensive feedlots.  What you do is go get a huge farm loan, sell everything you have and put every last cent towards a huge souped up air conditioned space tractor, genetically modified corn seed, and "bet the farm" that you'll reap a bumper harvest. 

In floor mini-tractor beam beer*I mean beverage* holder

This complex space and time warping circuitry can be installed directly into the floor of your cockpit or galley. 68 convenient programmed settings allow you to configure the geometry of the field to position your beer...or a safe and legal beverage as we would suggest - wherever you want it to hover. Furthermore, this versatile item projects holograms 100 times sharper than the standard R2-D2 hologram. Can be programmed for each panel to light up with different colors when stepped on, handy for those on-board disco parties!

60 pan-galactic postal stamps, or best offer.

Confidentially, this item is being offered by a 'very motivated' seller. Might be something to do with space foreclosure if you catch our drift.