Prime Corn Growing Acreage!

Get in on the agriculture boom with this fertile patch of soil in the agriculture zoned corner of the delta quadrant.  I recommend planting corn, which is heavily commoditized across the galaxy.  Very little of it is actually eaten by intelligent life forms, most is used for making rocket fuel, high fructose corn syrup, wierd chemicals, starches, and for fattening up of zandabeests at stink intensive feedlots.  What you do is go get a huge farm loan, sell everything you have and put every last cent towards a huge souped up air conditioned space tractor, genetically modified corn seed, and "bet the farm" that you'll reap a bumper harvest. 

Prosthetic Talon / Zero Gravity Digital Soup Tureen

No more watching your soup float around the room annoyingly - the built in digital gravity chip in this model (gravity is JUST a theory, btw) keeps that soup right where it should be. In your talon, that is. Ever get thirsty when out seizing things on a spacewalk with your artificial limbs? You won't get thirsty if there is soup in your talon, am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm CRAZY MOPPO!

Item# zuppa_di_910rno: 650 million food stamps. Special discount for veterans who lost their talons defending freedom in the black hole quagmire wars.