Glyphs and Symbols: A sampling of the baffling urban informational scrawl of the galaxy

What in the name of Blurj can they all mean? Primitive pictograms used for shamanistic spiritual purposes, or sophisticated informational graphs??

Prosthetic Talon / Zero Gravity Digital Soup Tureen

No more watching your soup float around the room annoyingly - the built in digital gravity chip in this model (gravity is JUST a theory, btw) keeps that soup right where it should be. In your talon, that is. Ever get thirsty when out seizing things on a spacewalk with your artificial limbs? You won't get thirsty if there is soup in your talon, am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm CRAZY MOPPO!

Item# zuppa_di_910rno: 650 million food stamps. Special discount for veterans who lost their talons defending freedom in the black hole quagmire wars.

Cargo Crane - Powered by THE TRUTH

We all know that the THEORY of gravity, like the THEORY of evolution, is just a theory. Nonsense in fact. If you can't actually see it, how can you believe it? And if you don't believe it, it is much less 'heavy' (no pun intended). Thus when exposed to the truth, a 250 megaton axle rod is actually very easy to lift. A sandbox is included because sometimes you have to stick your head in the sand to help this phenomenon work.

Item#666: 900 gyro-guilders