Spaceport on the frontier of second dimension

Glyphs and Symbols: A sampling of the baffling urban informational scrawl of the galaxy

What in the name of Blurj can they all mean? Primitive pictograms used for shamanistic spiritual purposes, or sophisticated informational graphs??

Intimidating Prosthetic Hand

Lots of space sailors, when they lose a hand, claw, or tentacle in active combat, like to rig up a hook or something in place of the lost hand, claw or tentacle. Why not consider rigging yourself up with this multi-use gadget if you lose an appendage? You can strike fear in the hearts of enemy crew as you (completely legally) board them and seize their cargo like a latter day Captain Hook. Except in this case you would be more like "Captain Masticator," or something like that. Also: It mixes up a sloe gin fizz quite thoroughly. You can use coconut milk as the bar lubricant for nice results.

Something Awesome

We still can't fathom what purpose this alien relic might have served, but you must admit, it is totally awesome. It can be yours for a mere 27 New Unit Tetra-fleebles. It must be useful for something, and if not, it kind of makes a chic industrial artistic installment.

Stylized Elephant Motif Overdrive Switch Handle

Grab that Elephant and shove his neck backwards and feel your ship jump like a pachyderm that just saw a mouse. Kicking it into the passing gear was never so fun as when you have a handsome art deco style elephant to rest your hand on. Some people prefer an eight ball, but we hate anything even remotely associated with gambling and drinking, so we endorse the elephant model.