Snake-bot Lubricant Delivery System

Snake-bot roams the engine room looking for things that need lubricant spit upon them. We don't know exactly what this snake-bot experienced during its previous incarnation of gentle usage, but it seems to have been somehow traumatized to the point of being somewhat anti-social and surly. That's why we had to attach a little muzzle around snake-bot's head, because it has developed an unfortunate tendency to bite. The muzzle doesn't stop it from trying to spit heavy lubricants at crew members, but this can create a fun sort of "dodge the industrial lubricant" game to improve morale in the engine room. This adds to our proven track record of charitable works helping abused and neglected robots.

Stylized Elephant Motif Overdrive Switch Handle

Grab that Elephant and shove his neck backwards and feel your ship jump like a pachyderm that just saw a mouse. Kicking it into the passing gear was never so fun as when you have a handsome art deco style elephant to rest your hand on. Some people prefer an eight ball, but we hate anything even remotely associated with gambling and drinking, so we endorse the elephant model.

Dual valve ytterbium treated high pressure motivator cam-shaft casing - with turbocharger!

It does all the things the above mentioned item is supposed to do, you have our word. We don't sell any components treated with an element below atomic number 56, only the good stuff!
Only one previous user, who only ever drove 5 angstroms/hour below the speed limit to go to the store once a century to pick up a dozen proto-dactyl eggs.

Relativity Powered Binoculars

It's all relative - just remember that. Our super powered (gently used) binoculars were engineered using the ancient and rather obvious theory of relativity. Things that are far away, are only far away relative to you, and although it might take you a long time to fly your cruiser over to where those things are, time is kind of relative too if you think about it? and if you were like going at the speed of light or something, you'd arrive the same age you are now, while the people at whatever you were looking at with the super binoculars would like have long white beards and stuff, even though they were babies when you started. Whoa, that is, like...deep, huh? Anyway, you can see a long way with these puppies, or if you prefer, you can look a near ways, and inspect your self introspectively and analyze who you are and where your life is headed. They bolt onto most models of your ceremonial headgear.

Hideously Awkward Bionic Shoulder Joint

You'll experience a strange, uncomfortable puffy feeling, and suffer an extraordinary decrease in freedom of movement, but other than that this bionic shoulder joint is great. Interfacing with on board cargo cranes allows the user to lift 700 times their body weight, and plus in terms of fashion, it is quite "in" to resemble robots from Earth Science fiction films of the 1950's, you know, for the retro factor etc.

Spare Lives

Be like a cat, and keep a couple of extra lives in your glove compartment. You never know when they might come in handy! When the gronk really hits the fan, you will have peace of mind knowing that you can cash in one of your spares, in the form of these mysterious, ghostly, frankly rather creepy, travel souls.

Item# 9: 100 kabillion bazillion makillion clams. What you think extra souls were going to be cheap?

Unexploded Ordnance

Handled with proper care, you can probably extract some really useful and valuable stuff from the inside of this. Sorry, U-pick-up, we cannot ship this item or even touch it on your behalf.

item# 600m600m: Fifty bucks, and signature on the waiver