Sometimes the odds of finding your soulmate in this vast, frigid, limitless galaxy can seem infinitely small. That's because, frankly, they are. This galaxy is absolutely ginormous, you could travel light years and parsecs in any direction and never even encounter an inhabitable planet, let alone multicellular life forms, and even if you find that, what are the chances of finding single aliens, let alone with anatomy even remotely compatible with your own, let alone one without a deep space freighter full of emotional baggage and hangups, let alone one that shares your interests! And as I know from personal experience even if you somehow manage to fulfill all those unlikely criteria, often it doesn't work out due to "childish self involvement" or "fear of commitment" or "restraining order" or "leaving the space-toilet seat up" etc. etc. That's why we have co-founded eAlienMingle.com, to help you find that special someone!
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