Oleaceous Shadow Spiders from Mars

If kept far away from the subconscious minds of organic lifeforms on board your ship (where they can wreak havoc), these shadow spiders often keep the rudder post and the imaginary warp drive ball bearings well lubricated, just by skittering around on their own. Some astronomers experiment with using the fractal dimensions of the shadow spiders to chart complex deep space courses, but naturally not everybody is comfortable hurtling through an asteroid field at Mach 900 with only the self similar re-iterated patterns of some hideous oily ethereal arachnid to guide and comfort you, but the mathematicians are quite certain that this form of navigation is the most powerful and flexible available. Plus they keep shadow mosquitoes, parallel universe midges, and anti-matter flies down.

Butler-Bot Supercharged Sentient Liquid dispenser

From the people that brought you Snakebot, Butlerbot features similar liquid dispensing capabilities, but in this case the liquid is supercharged, ultra-ionized, dimension bending, sentient, low calorie ooze fluid. This stuff is so valuable you probably won't want to dispense it at all, better to let it use butlerbot as its "shell" or body in which to walk around the ship giving orders, fixing things, arranging complex and deeply troubling hyperspace navigations. Ooze fluid sold seperately.

Mystic Biscuit Mathematical Starchart Template

As we all know, all things are connected, and thus the small can be discerned by observing the big, and the big can be known in intimate detail by extrapolating from the small. This may sound like gibberish to less advanced civilizations, but hurtling through the cosmos at warp 17 with only a cracker sculpture (or some other apparently semi-random pattern) to guide you is the latest big thing in supermathematical conk-space navigation, as well as philosophical enlightenment -- try it and you'll see.

Operating Console for Navigational Sub-Station

Fits most models. Good old fashioned switches and buttons don't freeze like these new fangled thought manipulated interfaces or touch screen pads. Never been in an accident, we promise.

Item#: w00t-rofl-pir: 63 All purpose Liquidity Boosters