From one of our preferred suppliers comes this quality made quantum fan belt governor. According to quantum theory, subatomic particles can be in two places at the same time - for example you'll never know for sure where your fan belt is because if you pop the hood to take a look, you collapse the dual-probability field. So this governor regulates fan belt position and functionality perfectly - provided you don't pop the hood! If you pop the hood to look and find your fan belt all messed up, your warranty is void. Also, like so many of our fine products, this fan belt governor also doubles as a margarita mixer, thanks to recent advances in the field of string theory!Item# 600zn_n_k400zn: Crazy post holiday recession panic sale! - Only 799 non-quantum casino tokens.
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