Galley Appliances: Drink Synthesizer Service

This gently used beverage synthesizer provides refreshments of all kinds for deep space voyagers. Simply put your mug under the dispenser and let your fluid of choice flow out of the appetizing spigot. We have personally inspected this item and tested it for quality, and we can say with authority that it synthesizes excellent apple juice, sparkling egg grog, bantha milk, and most other known drinks we could think of. In the interest of full disclosure we should probably state that when we programmed the device for Hoth spectral firewater some of our staff experienced temporary blindness, seizures, hives, criminal psychosis, depression, and darkening of the stool. But then again, that is almost always true of Hoth spectral firewater, isn't it?

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