Showing posts with label shields. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shields. Show all posts

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Shield System - Positron ray and Gravitron ray Resistant!


We have personally field tested this shield material (by personally, we mean our office intern, Justin, has personally tested it...) and we (Justin) found it to be totally resistant to positron beams, 80% resistant to stray gravitron radiation, and slightly impervious to random neutrinos, but that's pretty good considering neutrinos go through lead like it is wet tissue paper. Which is good, because if you get a bunch of anti-matter hurtling at you it makes a pretty big explosion if it touches any of the electrons involved in your ship's hull or, god forbid, your family jewels!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Deflector shield resonant compression dynamic projectors

Shove a thick blanket of compressed matter and energy up between your precious hull and the outside universe.

Item#oNoz-OMFG: 27 galactic IOUs

Note: Never, ever turn the little red faucet!