Join the "green revolution"! This handheld device, modified from a conventional inductive concussive phaser (new application from our 329G smartphaser app-store) can extract all the nutrients and minerals from any type of biotic life form or even an entire ecosystem. Extracted energy and matter can then be sold for a fat profit. It may take the area several eons to recover, (or if it is an individual life form the poor sonofabitch will never recover, heh) but nevertheless, we are going to market this item as "green" and "sustainable," because that is the trend in marketing just now and far be it from us to buck a successful trend. Item# zzzzapfry: 32.99 smartphaser app-store credits.
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